![]() She says it’s equally vexing that I managed to transfer some of the orange streaks onto the white John Lewis duvet cover last night, and no amount of Vanish will ever remove it. I don’t know how they managed to get there but it is very vexing. As it was, I was given the plastic trays from the macaroni cheese and the four cheese ravioli to clean out – unfortunately the bright orange tomato sauce of the latter seemed to end up all over me, with a large splodge on my nose and also a couple of streaks on my back. ![]() Actually, Young Lad had cooked himself oven fish and chips when he came in from school, and Lad had also eaten plenty of snacks so they were hardly starving but that isn’t the point. It was thought that a macaroni cheese and a four-cheese ravioli might pacify Lad and Young Lad, and make up for the lack of attention they had received. Well, last night She was ridiculously late home from work and in a well-deserved attack of parental guilt, some ready meals from Sparks means Marks were purchased. You may wonder where on earth these have come from. Readers, I have some bright orange streaks on the white fur on my back. Poor Young Lad then had to wait for a second piece of toast to be cooked and had no choice but to play on his phone for a while. As usual She had to run around waving a tea towel underneath the alarm to stop the racket – this was all rather stressful at 7 am. ![]() The house stunk once the toast had burned, and the ruddy smoke alarm went off making its hideous high-pitched shrieking sound. This would probably prove to be an interesting combination. I was even more pleased to notice that there was also a broccoli stalk on the garden table ready to go in the compost bin – once I’d finished the incinerated bread I went back and had the broccoli for my second course. Burnt food isn’t my favourite in all honesty, but it will do. When nobody was looking I ran out and grabbed it, swallowing it down in a couple of quick gulps. I had quite a result early yesterday morning, Readers, as someone managed to burn Young Lad’s piece of toast and it was chucked out on the garden table.
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